A month ago I moved to a bigger apartment which provided me and the guy who lives with me with more space for our things in general. These days that I’ve been traveling have been his first days alone in the new house which led him to a great realisation: I took the best spots in the house for everything. Evidence follows:
In the kitchen, my coffee, cereal and other snacks (read: cheetos) are all in the upper shelves. Consequently, his dinosaur cookies and fat milk are in the bottom ones.
In the bathroom, I took the first drawer under the sink, he got the one below this which also houses the toilet paper.
In the bedroom, I chose the side of the bed which has the nightstand with the lamp and is closer to the bathroom. Just in case.
Did I mention that there is a walk-in closet? Guess who took that.