Right so… I like shopping.
Good for you guuurl! – says the Internet.
However, lately I prefer not so much the physical going-to-the-shop-try-on-stuff-and-buy-it type of shopping*, but more like going-online-and-looking-for-stuff-but-never-finding-what-I’m-looking-for-at-a-reasonable-price-and-so-just-add-a-thousand-items-to-the-Save-for-Later-folder type. Needless to say, I rarely buy any of those things, even so, I religiously do this every week. Ah, the joys of being poor and undecisive…
*Trying on clothes becomes extremely nerve-racking when you’re not feeling your thinnest self. But then again, there is always a solution:
TAKE THAT FAT ASS TO THE GYM, WOMAN! – says the Internet.