Why is it that whenever you say you absolutely cannot do something, someone ALWAYS half challenges you half makes you do it?
Inevitably you demonstrate it just so they shut the fuck up, but instead the person ends up laughing out loud at your suckiness, making you feel insecure and mad at your parents for not giving you the natural gift for that particular activity, at your former teachers for not teaching you how to do it, and at yourself for not figuring out how to develop the skill yourself.
Then you go on YouTube (obviously), try to mimic other people, follow step-by-step what they’re doing but what comes out is pure shit.
You realise that there is no point, you’re doomed, life is unfair and you’ll never learn how to draw. Like me. But that’s ok, we’re better at other stuff. Like sleeping, I excel at sleeping. I’m the best sleeper, the Sleeping Queen.