Yup, I am heavily procrastinating.
So I thought I’d do a little research about what I can expect in this New Year according to the position of stars and planets. Why, you may ask? Because that makes any sense? No. Because I need some validation? Yes!
Here are some of the most interesting bits from sunsigns.org:
“The Cancer in 2017 are bound to be in a good mood for most of the time. This mood burst will be a mood swing, but a positive one!” (And who doesn’t love mood swings, hum?)
“this year it may seem like your work and business is your whole life. [No shit, Sherlock] Things are likely to move at a faster pace than usual, at least at the beginning of the year. Luckily, since you are full of energy you should be able to handle all these new changes. [Right. Fuuuull of energy. *grabs blanket, puts on a movie*] Use this new energy to work on your current projects. [i.e. Just write that fuckin’ paper, man, you know the deadline is coming.]“
“You may be taking in a lot of money, but don’t work so much that it leads to stress.” (Show me the money and I’ll stop stressing, promise!)
“while your mind is healthy you should do your best to make your body healthy as well. Exercise more with your new found energy. (…) If you do not exercise or use up your energy in another productive way then you may find yourself sitting around and letting your body become lethargic.” (Yeah well, … I know, ok?)
“If you are a Crab already in a romantic relationship, then prepare for the best! (…) a lot more passionate, sexy, hot, and even more loving than before!” (YES, that’s what I’m talking about. Give me all the passionate, sexy, hot love. *wink*)
Do you believe in Astrology and you’re a Cancer? You’re welcome. This will be a good year for us, mate.